Reuseable Trump straws in durable plastic never stop keeping you hydrated. Now available for $15 a pack; proceeds go to a worthy cause: Trump re-election campaign.
“Now you can finally be free from liberal paper straws that fall apart within minutes and ruin your drink,” stated Trump Campaign Manager Brad Parscale in a fundraising email. “Trump Straws are custom made with the Official Trump Logo, recyclable and reusable, and, as always, 100% MADE IN AMERICA.”
Liking him or not doesn’t matter: He is the one stopping the climate lunatics from taking over the asylum.