How to Make Climatists Happy

There are many places where people are worried about erratic and destructive behavior by those inflamed with fear of global warming/climate change. In the past they have been known to vandalize pipelines delivering natural gas or oil critical for energy needs.  These days climatists are more and more frantic, and for example, given to slashing tires on SUVs, thinking them to be “Axles of Evil.”

Fortunately, we have news from Paris that there may be a way for these fevered persons to vent their fears, thereby feeling better, and leaving the rest of us alone.  I refer to the reported action by one of these poor souls attacking the image of Mona Lisa in the Louvre with a cream pie in order to save the planet from climate change.  Of course the painting is behind bulletproof glass, so it was not damaged.  But the release of passion was cathartic, followed by the climatist being taken away for admission to the Paris Home for the Bewildered.

The good news is that from now on there could be at local carnivals or at county fairs booths like those above where other such inflamed activists could act out their passion against images of Mona Lisa, and thus, perhaps regain reason and common sense.  Let us all hope for the best for these tortured souls.

A Climate Activist Smeared Cake On The Mona Lisa
“Think about the Earth. There are people who are in the process of destroying the Earth. Think about them!”

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